A Guy is Suing His Mother’s Nursing Home For Hiring Male Strippers This sounds like the COOLEST nursing home in the country, because they know what their residents REALLY want . . . and it’s not an extra night of bingo. The East Neck Nursing Center on Long Island in New York apparently hired MALE […]
On Valentine’s Day, 52-year-old Navneet Guleria lost her four-carat diamond ring at the Newark airport while she was going through security. And she didn’t realize it until she was already on a plane to London. So obviously she freaked out, because it’s worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Luckily, there are still a few good people in […]
Cow Tipping Is Old News . . . the Hot New Move Is Smart Car Tipping We’ve found 2014’s urban, hipster alternative to cow tipping. Apparently, people in San Francisco are now doing SMART CAR TIPPING. These guys run around, find a smart car, and flip it either on to its side or onto its […]
Here are eight of the most popular answers from Reddit. . . 1. Cleaning up afterward. 2. You can’t just fall asleep in each other’s arms right afterward. Real sex involves a mad rush to the bathroom. 3. The muscle cramp you were able to ignore in the moment but really feel afterward. 4. Trying […]
I Think I’ll Take The High Road Do you remember when I told you that a childhood friend reached out to me recently…after she wrote “bitch” on my car with hair gel? Some people recommended that I have her acknowledge what she did to me in the past before restarting something new. There were some […]
KIRSTIE ALLEY is back with Jenny Craig, and she has a new ad out, where she announces her return by pretending to call the company. She says, quote, “Jenny, I want to come home . . . “No, no no . . . I’m not, like, CIRCUS FAT, I just want to lose 20 pounds. […]
MOM MAKES SON ADMIT “IM NOT A GANSGSTA!†THEN WHOOPS HIM ON FACEBOOK!Â
A Couple About to Appear on “Maury” Got Into a Brawl When the Woman Found Out Her Boyfriend Was Sleeping With Her Mother You’d think the producers of “Maury” would know how to keep their guests separated before the show … and save all the drama for the stage, right? But they dropped the ball […]
A study came out a few days ago that found left-handed people are BETTER DRIVERS than right-handed people. And apparently this is the greatest week left-handed people will ever have . . . because another new study just came out that found left-handed people have BETTER SEX than right-handed people. 86% of left-handed people say […]
A Guy Let a Hyena Eat His Manhood and Three of His Toes . . . Because a Witchdoctor Said It Would Make Him Rich Of all the get-rich-quick schemes out there, this has GOT to be the most painful. Chamangeni Zulu lives in Zambia, and he’s in his early 20s. So last Monday, he […]