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Licking Eyeball Is A Felony


You learn something new everyday! LOL

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After posting this, someone sent me a link to another ‘eyeball licking’ story. I guess “eyeball licking” is the latest trend among Japanese school-aged children and teens! That’s just gross!  So be sure to remember, the next time you have the urge to lick somebody’s eye ball, you could get arrested with a felony and diseases like chlamydia! YUCK!! Here’s the original story to the eyeball licking trend.

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Which one are you guilty of? I’m definitely in comas quite often. I’M SORRY!!!

Dangerous Driving


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Here’s a fan favorite episode of Yazook‘s BLACK METAL called “Dangerous Driving”.  I’m NOT promoting dangerous driving, but poking fun at the silly things people do on the road. Please always use caution and pay attention when you’re on the roadway!

The Price Is Right Calls


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Some of you know I was the first Asian model on THE PRICE IS RIGHT. I worked there a while and became close friends with the staff. One of the make-up ladies texted me yesterday and said, “Where you watching today? Our announcer bit the dust!” As a true professional, he kept going and finished the segment! I thought this might give you a end of week lol. Here is the video below.

 

Brazilian Mullet: Hot New Waxing Trend


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In case you haven’t heard, the ’70s HAIR-DOWN-THERE look is slowly coming back. But with modern sensibilities.

Apparently, the hot new trend in waxing is the “BRAZILIAN MULLET.”

Your waxer leaves your FULL forest of hair-down-there in the front . . . but REMOVES all of the hair from the crack and back. That’s different than a regular Brazilian, which would also take all the hair off the front.

Stephanie Kaulesar is a waxer at a salon in Manhattan, and she summed it up in a remarkably professional way. She quotes, “We’ve seen an uptick in requests for a more natural [look] on top, but find women are keeping the labia and inner buttocks completely bare.”

What’s your hair style preference for women down there?? Can a mullet ever be sexy? lol  EVERYTHING comes back in style sooner or later…right?  Do you think regular mullets will ever make a comeback?

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Turning Into Your Father


You Turn Into Your Father At Age 38 . . . Check Out the 10 Signs It’s Happening

A new study found the average man starts turning into his dad at age 38. Here are the top 10 signs you’re turning into your father . . .

1. You fall asleep in the living room.

2. You have a special chair that’s only for YOU to sit in.

3. Your dancing becomes awkward.

4. You spend more time out in the shed.

5. You tell lame jokes.

6. You don’t recognize any popular music.

7. You start spending longer on the toilet.

8. You start paying closer attention to the thermostat.

9. You get excited about appliance sales.

10. You embarrass your kids and think it’s funny.

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