On Friday, a local news station in Knoxville, Tennessee kicked off Easter Weekend by bringing two rabbits into the studio. And in the middle of a report . . . they started trying to GET IT ON on the news desk. So the producers cut away to a shot of a cameraman whose wife just […]
A Guy Found a Six-Carat Diamond, and is Donating It to Charity A guy named David Anderson was searching for diamonds at Crater of Diamonds State Park in Arkansas, which he’s been doing since 2007. He’s found HUNDREDS of diamonds there. Mostly just tiny ones. But on Tuesday, he spotted one that turned out to […]
Every Member of Congress Gets a Copy of “Hustler” Delivered Every Month Flynt decided to give every member of Congress a FREE SUBSCRIPTION to “Hustler” magazine back in 1983 . . . so every member of the House and Senate started getting “Hustler” at their offices every month. And he’s kept it up for the […]
Coming Soon . . . Powdered Alcohol? HIGHLIGHTS: For some reason, the government has approved POWDERED LIQUOR. A company figured out a way to turn vodka, rum, and some mixed drinks into POWDERS . . . you just add water, stir, and you have a drink. You can also use the powders in food . […]
Someone texted me the wrong number. So I wrote them back. This was their response. A friend of mine said I should have wrote back saying, “Don’t tell me what to do! I was trying to be polite!” I chose not to because what if I’m reading this text message wrong? Maybe this person texted […]
Here are seven ways to make yourself a charming person: 1. Make a lot of gestures. People apparently respond to really animated people. But don’t act like a clown. 2. Have a contagious laugh. A good laugh makes everyone around you want to join in. But a bad laugh can be the death knell. Don’t […]
It’s interesting that this section is called, This Is My Life, because I could not even write about my life this week due to three huge projects I’m juggling right now. 95% of the time, I will make room in my schedule to write here… I’m excited because I will be sharing some cool things […]
A Gynecologist Was Busted For Secretly Taking Photos of His Patients 68-year-old Paul Becton Jr. is a gynecologist. . . and he was busted last week for taking photos of his patients’ naughty parts using his cell phone, without their permission. The cops started investigating him earlier this month, when a patient caught him pulling […]
The 10 Best and Worst Jobs For 2014 If only you’d paid extra attention in math class and become a mathlete . . . you’d FINALLY be hot right now. A website called CareerCast just came out with a list of the best and worst jobs for 2014 . . . and MATHEMATICIAN is number […]
English Professors Are Most Likely to Have Sex With Their Students At most colleges, professors are allowed to have relationships with students. It’s DEFINITELY frowned upon and a very questionable career move . . . but as long as the student is over 18, it’s legal. So when your daughter goes to college, which professor […]