Ronda Rousey Says that “If You Need Lube, You’re Not Doing it Right.” She says, quote, “In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. “If you need lube, then you’re being lazy . . . and you’re not taking your time.” Here’s […]
On Today’s Show: Bicycle run over by cab. Elvis hilarious but horrible commute. JV’s dad sex talk with his daughter. JV & Elvis rip Mayor Ed Lee and his mustache. JV’s massage at the nail shop. Elvis, JV, & Natasha team up to try and hook Elvis up with anchorwoman Marla Tellez.
A list came out of the Top 10 Unhealthiest Jobs in America. It’s based on factors like disease and chances of getting cancer. Here’s the list of the top 10 Unhealthiest Jobs: 1. Dentist or Dental Assistant 2.  Flight Attendant 3. Anesthesiologist 4. Veterinarians 5. Podiatrists 6. Immigration and customs inspectors 7. Histotechnologists. They take tissue samples […]
Donald Trump NOW wants to get paid to be in any of the upcoming Republican Debates. He says he will give all of the money to wounded soldiers and veterans and their families. Trump said, “The networks are making a fortune with the debate. I’d like to see the wounded warriors and the veterans get […]
Halle Berry’s Ex Eric Benet Reacts to David Justice’s Rant About Their Marriage: ‘My Man Is Tweeting Some Truth!’ Halle Berry is getting divorced for a third time from actor Olivier Martinez. Her ex-husbands David Justice and Eric Benet went to twitter this week saying this is her pattern and that after a break up, […]
On Today’s Show: Funny Star Wars super fan. TV anchor Marla Tellez. Having “the talk”with kids. JV’s power trip at the stop light. National sandwich day.
A guy tried to beat a breathalyzer by eating toilet paper at the police station. It didn’t work. Have you ever beat a breathalyzer test? Leave your comments below. We may read them on the show today or one of our producers might reach out to you to talk to us on the air. Or […]
Theater chains banning Star Wars masks, weapons for Force Awakens screenings Theater chain’s posters warn that “Star Wars costumes are welcome.  However, no face coverings, face paint, or simulated weapons (including lightsabers/blasters) will be allowed in the building. What do you think about theaters not allowing Star Wars fans to dress up as their favorite characters? […]
How Do You Determine When to Have “The Talk” With Your Child? A study found that kids who have open conversation about sex with their parents make safer sex choices. They found that young people that know more abut sex are less likely to get sexually transmitted diseases or have unintended pregnancies. The study also […]
On Today’s Show: Elvis & JV tell each other “I love you!”. Carly Fiorina defends her Halloween face. Kenny G wants to set a record. JV still loves Chipotle with e-coli. Would Jesus carry a gun? A wonderful bird story.