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The New Hyundai Poopmobile

Hyundai Is Releasing a New Car Fueled by Poop

Why would Hyundai want to associate themselves with POOP . . . they’ve worked really hard to make sure their cars were not thought of as a piece of shit.

Hyundai is about to unveil a new prototype car that’s powered by FECES. Specially-treated poop can be used to power an amazing new type of fuel cell in the car . . . no gas needed, just poop.

I haven’t seen it yet, but I heard it’s the shit! HAYOOOOO! Thank you, thank you. I heard it get’s one mile per pile! HAYOOOOOO!

My question is, how do you fill it up? My next question is, how far can you make it on a strong fart?

I was trying to think of a name for it…..I got the The Hyundai Mierda…..look up the word in Spanish.

We should see the first prototype roll out of the The Shit Factory in 2017. Why am I still writing about this crap? Like a fresh turd…I’m out!

Here’s the full article

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