There’s a new app called Lick This. It teaches you to PLEASURE WOMEN … by having you LICK YOUR SCREEN.
It puts you through a series of licking exercises . . . in one exercise, you have to keep a beach ball bouncing on screen by flicking it upward with your tongue. In another, you move your tongue in circles on a pencil sharpener. You get it.
But even the people who made the app know it’s disgusting to lick your smart phone screen. (Your phone is covered with many bacteria and microscopic fecal particles that could make you sick.) So they recommend putting a piece of plastic wrap over the screen before you lick. In other words . . . use a DENTAL DAM on your iPhone.
The app is free, and you don’t even need to download anything. Just go toLickThisApp.com from your smart phone.
If someone or something could teach you to become a better lover / licker, how much would you pay for this?