Next Live Show
tba

Hyena Eats Guy's Manhood

A Guy Let a Hyena Eat His Manhood and Three of His Toes . . . Because a Witchdoctor Said It Would Make Him Rich

Of all the get-rich-quick schemes out there, this has GOT to be the most painful.

Chamangeni Zulu lives in Zambia, and he’s in his early 20s.

So last Monday, he did what the witchdoctor told him . . . he walked out of his village, and stripped down naked. And not long after he did, he got attacked by a HYENA, which tore off three of his toes.

But apparently Chamengeni wasn’t sure that was ENOUGH of a sacrifice. So he stuck around . . . and also let the hyena eat off his MANHOOD. Then he crawled to a nearby road where some cops spotted him and took him to the hospital.

Now he’s in stable condition, and says he doesn’t regret it . . . because he’s excited about all the MONEY he’s about to come into. There’s even a photo of him online, lying in a hospital bed with a huge smile on his face.

What body part would you give up for 10 million dollars?



[mashshare]